Wednesday, July 30, 2008

dog owner woes

things i never thought i would say:
" jack- get the giraffe out of your mouth!"

"babe- did you see how big his poop was?"

" stop peeing on the stroller riley!"

" allie quit licking jack's balls"

" jackson- stop peeing on the stroller, sorry riley"

" who peed on the topiary?"

"who ate my prenatal vitamins?"

" how did they get to the cookies on top of the stove?"

" why does his toxic pee keep killing our plants?"


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