Friday, August 1, 2008

what's a fat pregnant girl to do?

I got the axe today. 
I was told by my obgyn today to lay off the fast food and start an exercise program. i am now severely depressed. which really sucks because when i am depressed i eat. i eat chocolate, fun dip, mcdonald's- you name it. why is it that when you get depressed you don't want to exercise? i can honestly never say that when i feel down i want to go for a jog. now, my dear sweet, psychotic husband- he would totally do that. which is why he is all muscles and i am wearing pants with an elastic waist. bastard.
now, what am i going to do? you can't really go on a diet at 6 months pregnant and i am either too tired or too lazy to go for a walk. not to mention living in sunny florida during the hurricane season totally sucks. it rains pretty much every day. 
i so don't want to join the gym. people just look at you funny when you are really pregnant and on the elliptical. and you can't really pick a fight with the stupid bitches next to you when you are doing every thing you can to hang on so you don't fall off the damn machine. woe is me. what a world.... what a world...

1 comment:

Mr. McGoo said...

sounds like you need a beer